Gender Challenged

This may come as a shock to some people, but for the most part the Internet is full of braindead moronic retards. Take a few deep breaths if you want, it's big news. This is going to be another "Ebo encounters dickheads on YouTube" story, my apologies for the similarity to my previous post, but this one just has to be put out there.

I am called a lot of things everyday on that wonderful website and I love every moment of it, except for one little aspect that makes me actually concerned for the human race. The worrying thing about it is that it's the most commonly posted comment on my videos. Now presenting a selection of confused young men who have probably never ventured far enough out of their parents' basement to figure out what a girl actually looks like:

"hey asemonyo i gotta question are you a guy or girl , you look like a guy and sound like a girl what the fuck are ya, and learn how to talk right you piecfe of shit fucku r an ugly u k bitch"

"are you a guy or girl jeez"

"Are you a girl or a boy that has long hair?"

"umm..hmm..is this person a guy or girl?."

"Is that a girl or a guy...?"

"ru a gal or guy?lol"

"are you a dude or girl?"

"r u a boy or girl?"

"are you a boy or a girl ?" "

uhh are you a girl or a boy"

"are u a girl or bye cause im not sure u look like a girl"

"are u a guy or a girl ?????"

"boy or girl?"

"wow your an idiot i gotta question are you a guy or girl?"

And my favourite two comments of all time:

Retard 1: FUCK U AMERICAN PIG
Retard 2: hes australian dickwad!

My standard reply is "I have a clitoris-sized penis, internalised testicles and boobs. I reproduce through parthenogenesis, it's a beautiful thing" which usually shuts them up.

Now, I know I'm not the girliest girl in the world, and I think we proved that I'm totally hot as either a guy or a girl (see the Emilio RSVP experiment post) but they ARE missing one really obvious giveaway:

OMG BEWBS!
To be completely fair I don't exactly do that in my videos, but it's kinda hard to confuse those with moobs.

On another note, now that blogspot is hosting this image I can just refer people to its url when I am propositioned with "TITS OR GTFO".